For a few days now, I’ve been off and on trying to complete a meme tag from Epstein Barbie, one of my favorite people on planet Earth.
It’s the 8 Things About Me tag, which is one of the world’s oldest, but it’s never come my way until now, and also. . . I like hers better. But soon I’ll do it. Soon. Here’s a sample of hers:
5. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is my favorite show. EVER. His trials and tribulations are enough to make me piss my painted-on jeans. For instance, he dated a stripper for a while. He was explaining one of his deep theories called pole emotion. To summarize: How do I get her off of that pole and onto mine.
The man is a fucking genius by Hollywood standards, even if those standards are culminated in a town hell bent on destroying its women.
I’ll leave it at that.